He’s Come to Save the Day…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on July 3, 2009
Fly Pig Fly…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on July 3, 2009
Adult Rated – Stem Cell Research…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on July 3, 2009
After a few short weeks of stem cell research, they finally got it right…………………..
Twice the fun..and NO bitching!
Divorce vs Murder…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on July 3, 2009
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’
The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’
The lady replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, ‘Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!’
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife…
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, ‘Well now, that’s different.. You didn’t tell me you had a Prescription.’
Obama, Obama!…
by Rockie Lead Ghost Rider on July 3, 2009
The BIG Lie…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on July 2, 2009
The BIG Lie
“We will go through our federal budget — page by page, line by line — eliminating those programs we don’t need, and insisting that those we do operate in a sensible cost-effective way.” –Barack Obama, 25 November 2008
68%…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on July 2, 2009
Guess you heard that 68% of “the youth vote” went to Obama.
My granddaughter called this morning to tell me she was one of them. I replied with this e-mail:
Lauren, The election of Obama comes down to this. Your grandmother and I, your mother and father and other productive wage earning tax payers will have their taxes increased and that means less income. Less income means we will have to cut back on basic purchases , gifts and handouts. That includes firing the Hispanic lady who cleans our house twice a month. She just lost her job. We can’t afford her anymore.
What is the economic effect of Obama’s election on you personally? Over the years, your grandmother and I have given you thousands of dollars in food, housing, cash, clothing, gifts, etc. , etc.
By your vote, you have chosen another family over ours for help.
So in the future, if you need assistance with your rent, money for gas , tires for you car, someone to bring you lunch, etc. …. call 202-456-1111. That’s the telephone number for the Office of the President of the United States.
I’m sure Mr. Obama will be happy to send a check from his personal or business accounts or leave cash in an envelope taped to your front door, like I used to.
It’s like this. Those who vote for the president should consider what the impact of an election will be on the nation as a whole and not just be concerned with what they can get for themselves (welfare ,etc.). What Obama voters don’t seem to realize is that the government’s money comes from taxes collected from tax paying families. Raising taxes on productive people means they will have less money to spend on their families.
Congratulations on your choice. For future reference, you might attempt to add up all you’ve received from us, your mom and dad, Mike’s parent and others and compare it to what you expect to get over the next four years from Mr. Obama. To congratulate Mr. Obama and to make sure you’re on the list for handouts, write to: The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW Washington , DC 20500
Love You Lauren, but call the number listed above when you need help.
Love Ya, Granddad
Profound Statements…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 26, 2009
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is
a law firm and three or more is a congress.
– John Adams
2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
– Mark Twain
3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
– Mark Twain
4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle .
– Winston Churchill
5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
– George Bernard Shaw
6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
– G. Gordon Liddy
7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
– James Bovard, Civil
Libertarian (1994)
8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
– Douglas Casey, Classmate
of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
– P.J O’Rourke,
Civil Libertarian
10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
– Frederic Bastiat, French
Economist (1801-1850)
11. Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
– Ronald Reagan (1986)
12. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
– Will Rogers
13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!
– P.J. O’Rourke
14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
– Voltaire (1764)
15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you!
– Pericles (430 B.C.)
16. No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
– Mark Twain (1866)
17. Talk is cheap…except when Congress does it.
– Anonymous
18. The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
– Ronald Reagan
19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
– Winston Churchill
20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
– Mark Twain
21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
– Herbert Spencer, English
Philosopher (1820-1903)
22. There is no distinctly native American criminal class…save Congress.
– Mark Twain
23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
– Edward Langley, Artist
(1928-1995)
24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
– Thomas Jefferson
Rockie’s Texas Soap Box – Obama Avalanche…
by Rockie Lead Ghost Rider on June 25, 2009
Hello, Ghost Riders! You know how you are!
Have you noticed Obama’s Avalanche of legislature through the Congress. Before we can look at one bill, he brings up three more. I agree with Glenn Beck, this is a diversion to keep us off balance and looking in the wrong direction.
Today is the last day to stop the outrageous Energy Tax before it is crammed down our throats tomorrow. How do you like a 74% increase in gasoline prices? Just as well get use to it since our Senate does not have the balls to stop this Obama runaway freight train. Good luck America.
Next is Amnesty for the illegals. They are called illegals for a reason. So deport them. Too many? It has been done before. Deportation would cause an increase in jobs for real Americans and drop our crime rate.
Why the creation of so many czars? Because every good dictatorship needs its minions. Why bother with the Congress when you can go around them and avoid scrutiny of any kind. Nice dictator…nice dictator.
I decided to start a more direct commentary than in the past. Stay tuned for more. Remember, it is We the People, not I, Obama! Don’t Tread on Me or America!
Rockie – Lead Ghost Rider
THE JOB – URINE TEST…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 24, 2009
THE JOB – URINE TEST
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes, and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test.
So here is my Question:
Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their rump — doing drugs, while I work. Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? I guess we could title that program, ‘Urine or You’re Out’.
A Problem…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 24, 2009
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention .
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office.
He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his ‘private part’ hanging out.
‘I thought I told you to call your mom!’ she said.
‘I did,’ he said, ‘And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she’d come and pick me up from school.
Dayvorce…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 24, 2009
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, ‘How can I help you?’
The farmer said, ‘I want to get one of them Dayvorces.’
The lawyer said, ‘Do you have any grounds?’
The farmer said, ‘Yes, I got 40 acres’..
The lawyer said, ‘No, No, you Don’t understand, Do you have a suit’?
The farmer Said, ‘Yes, I got a Suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.’
The lawyer said, ‘No, no, I Mean, do you have a case?’
The farmer said, ‘No, I ain’t got a Case, But I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, ‘No, I mean, do you have a Grudge?’
The farmer said,’Yes, I got a grudge, that’s where I parks The John Deere’
The lawyer said, ‘Does your Wife beat you up or Something?’
The farmer said, ‘No, we both get up at 4:30.’
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one Last question. The lawyer said, ‘Is your wife a nagger?’
The Farmer said, ‘No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger
And that’s why I wants a dayvorce.
The Senior Center Hypnotist…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 22, 2009
The Senior Center Hypnotist
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist
exclaimed, ‘I’m here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize
each and every member of the audience.’
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat.
‘I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very
special watch. It’s been in my family for six generations.’
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch . . ‘
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,
it slipped from the hypnotist’s finger and fell to the floor, shattering
into a hundred pieces.
‘SHIT!’ said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
The Fairy and the Mexican…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 22, 2009
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a immigration office at the U.S.A./Mexican border.
‘My good man,’ the fairy said, ‘I’ve been told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in America with your wife and three children.’
The man told the fairy. ‘Well, where I come from we don’t have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.’
The fairy looked at the man’s almost toothless grin and — PING ! — he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
‘What else?’ asked the fairy, ‘two more to go.’
The Mexican now got bolder. ‘I need a big house with a three car garage, on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here..
PING ! – In the distance there coul d be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
‘One more wish’, said the fairy, waving her wand.
‘Yes, one more wish.
I want to be like and look like an American. And I want to have white skin like Americans.
PING ! – The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
‘What happened to my new teeth?’ he wailed. ‘Where is my new house?’
The fairy said ‘Tough, Juan, Now that you are a White American you have to fend for yourself, like the rest of us..’
And she disappeared!
The Can Crusher…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 22, 2009
Woman with…
by John P Ghost Rider on June 20, 2009
Here is an unbelievable photo of an incredible woman with the two biggest boobs I have ever seen.
The Suprise…
by Liz M. Ghost Rider on June 20, 2009
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: ‘Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.’
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he
> returned and went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in ront of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
> My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: ‘Happy Birthday!’
I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I, the Penis…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 15, 2009
> I, the penis, request a pay raise due 2 following reasons:
> 1. I do physical labor.
>
> 2. I work @ great depths.
>
> 3. I plunge head first into everything i do.
>
> 4. I work weekends & holidays.
>
> 5. I work in a damp environment.
>
> 6. I work in dark areas w/ poor ventilation.
>
> 7. I work in high temperatures.
>
> 8. & My work exposes me 2 disease.
>
>
> Dear penis,
> Your request has been denied for the following reasons:
> 1. U don’t work 8 hrs straight.
>
> 2. U work in short spurts & fall asleep after each brief work period.
>
> 3. U don’t stay in your designated area, & r frequently found in
> other locations.
>
> 4. U don’t take initiative & must be stimulated 2 start working.
>
> 5. U leave your work place messy at the end of your shift.
>
> 6. You are unable 2 work overtime or double shifts.
>
> 7. U sometimes leave your designated work area before completing
> the assigned task.
>
> 8. You have constantly been seen entering & exiting the work place
> with two suspicious bags.
Obama’s Gangster Government…
by Rockie Lead Ghost Rider on June 15, 2009
Tellin’ It Like It Is by Frank Goff…
by Yancey G Ghost Rider on June 15, 2009
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Poverty…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 12, 2009
City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level
1. Detroit , MI 32.5%
2. Buffalo , NY 29.9%
3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8%
4. Cleveland , OH 27.0%
5. Miami , FL 26.9%
5. St. Louis , MO 26.8%
7. El Paso , TX 26.4%
8. Milwaukee , WI 26.2%
9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1%
10. Newark , NJ 24.2%
U.S. Census Bureau, 2006 American Community Survey, August 2007
What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in common?
Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn’t elected a Republican mayor since 1961;
Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn’t elected one since 1954;
Cincinnati , OH (3rd)..since 1984;
Cleveland , OH (4th)..since 1989;
Miami , FL (5th) has never had a Republican mayor;
St. Louis , MO (6th)….since 1949;
El Paso , TX (7th) has never had a Republican mayor;
Milwaukee , WI (8th)..since 1908;
Philadelphia , PA (9th)..since 1952;
Newark , NJ (10th)…since 1907.
Einstein once said, ‘The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.’
It is the poor who habitually elect Democrats—yet they are still poor…
“You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people’s initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.”
Abraham Lincoln
Marriage is Like Drinking a Slurpee…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 12, 2009
Flip Flop Revenge…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 12, 2009
When your Boyfriend/Husband does something that makes you angry don’t give into the temptation to argue and fight.
Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flops to the floor.
Can you watch this over and over?…..
Oh wait a minute, I have!!!
Thanks Voters… You Dummies!
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 12, 2009
New Secretary of State…
by Vince P Number 2 Ghost Rider on June 12, 2009
New Secretary of State :
FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.
SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:
SELDOM BIN LAYED!
